J. Haux

Do you not want to?

Does either one scare you?

Do clowns' smiles make you uncomfortable?

If I saw her evil grin, do you think I could tell?

*gasps in horror at such Sohini's assumption* Why would Sohini even dream of such a thing?

Darkness, of course! What color are most formal tuxes?

Don't you think that would be the number of times I was asked to tight-rope-walk?

You signed mine...Good luck on at least 699 to go!

Why didn't I think of smashing the clown's toes before? Oh, how many times could I have saved my toes from being bruised and swollen?

-When people sneak up behind me and say BOO -When a *cough* certain someone eats my Take 5 Halloween candy bar and leaves the wrapper in the bag hoping I ...

7/10...softly beautiful

ihaven'tdone this before. my nwe is good for this"(Iit's long and pointy

If I told you evil clowns reside in community circuses, could you see that convieniently smashing my foot with a Webster's dictionary is a safer and more polite response than ...

Don't you know why some people are afraid of clowns?

You don't find that helpful? How else can you get out of tight-rope-walking in the community circus?